"A for Amazing thanks Adriana”. Porcus vs Equus and Ze Wisenheimer have deleted the Bankrupt wedge, they’ve loaded the wheel with prizes, set their amplifiers to combust, and they’re giving (The Townie) a great big spin on Saturday 30 November.

No, You can’t buy a vowel, but you can buy fresh and delicious beer on tap and see two bands worth of wild post-punk fuzziness.

Get in early on the last day of Spring to quench that Saturday thirst and grab a seat at the bar, even if you only end up needing the edge of it.